I stayed up watching the raw CSPAN footage as it aired from the reconvening onward.

The woman was a guest at the hotel several days prior.

I am sure jail will take him.

It is good news for most adult women as well, as like them, Dr. Biden HAS delivered a baby... through her own uterus.

The part where he talks about lecturing with only a BA was confusing to me like...congrats??? It used to be a lot easier to land literally any job and now we've inflated the qualifications??? Also community college professors are badass, I respect her far more than this asswipe and it has nothing to do with their…

Forthwith. Yikes. The pretension is acidic. 

If Giuliani is telling you to calm your crazy, then you’re in trouble. This is hilarious.

Gagaeos?

My female friends hate it when they walk by a construction site and the workers there yell things like, “Hey, did you know that Adams passed the sedition Act of 1798 that prohibited the publication of false, scandalous, and malicious writing about the President and Congress, but deliberately omitted the Vice…

I’m a sucker for Sufjan’s various Christmas songs and carols. He combines a legit feeling of Christmastime with a thread of darkness or melancholy that’s a nice antidote to the cloying sweetness and forced cheer that seems to be inescapable at this time of year.

“Perhaps there is some kind of breathable plastic that I am as of yet unfamiliar with”

Cool. I can’t imagine expecting a First Gentleman or whatever he’ll be called to ditch his life’s work in deference to his wife’s career, so why should she? And here’s to our next first couple (after the Bidens, I mean):

Please shut up. Thank you. 

The Venn diagram of Keto advocates and Trump partisans is a circle.

If i see someone online posting a photo of their kids, and i don’t have kids or am unable to, is the acceptable response to ridicule that person for celebrating their kids? If someone posts a wedding photo and I am unable to find someone who mutually feels suitable for marriage, do I ridicule them for that photo? I'm…

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I never thought he wasn't. 

Do you think it makes you any better for putting it into dirt bag?

Disagree. Orange Benito is nothing if not classy. They say “boo”, he hears “boobs”.

So what you’re saying here is that it is my patriotic duty to the supply chain to purchase a kegerator. On it.