They’re to bribe the grocery store cashier in case he forgets his ID when he goes to buy cereal.

Remember when TBS would start their shows five minutes late? What's up with that?

Both the Margaret O’Brien and the 1993 versions are lovely. Look up either one of them.

On Junior’s last birthday, Trump sent him a card that read, in primitive Sharpie scrawl,

‘If you hate him so much, why don’t you marry him?!’

Oh my god, I would love to see members of Congress give Trump the dressing down he deserves, on camera, while he has to sit there and take it.

Jesus. He wrote the bible and there’s hella lots of adaptations of that shit all over the frickin’ place.

I think he was already dead in the original pic.

Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

They should just rename it “Best Pop Made By White Guys, Engineered To Be Played On Phone Speakers”

Sounds like someone needs a Galaxy 10 Chalupa.

The legacy of Faith No More lives on.

She now gets an amplified voice on national cable news. To 11. I predict a Morning Joe appearance in 3, 2, 1. And to shame her oppressors. Such f-ing bullsh*t.

“You manipulated biblical scripture to align with your colonialist, supremacist ideologies instead of showing mercy.”

White supremacist acts like a white supremacist when called out for being a white supremacist.

She’s the most qualified candidate we’ve had, and she’d rock the shit out of being president. She does her homework.

Idgaf at this point. I wanna vote for Hillary again. None of this makes sense again and I’m still all in with that bitch. 

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.