You look beautiful!

I’m pregnant and guess what I’m wearing today *wink wink* AND I received 3 compliments already.

I hate drinking clean water from the tap. Let it burn. I’ll just pay for California’s sweet sweet bottled water. Surely nothing will go wrong.

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Isn’t it ironic. Don’t you think?

He probably had AMAZING school pride. I see mascot material in those eyes.

RHWNJ Check it out!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter told me a mental mind-fuck can be nice...

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"Well, as long as you like it, that's the main thing".

Oh god, do I love EVERYTHING about weddings. They are a hug money and time suck. And, if you are lucky, you get the couple that says "no kids allowed", THEN you get to struggle to find and pay a babysitter! Which isn't as easy as you'd think b/c most of your "babysitters" are also invited to the wedding. Weddings…

When I see her, all I can think of is Mrs Oleson from Little House on the Prairie. Yuk :(

It's like $185 per word. Young Elsa only says about 5 words...

I wish I was you! That sounds like the best experience ever! You are awesome!

she doesn't think she is.

HAHA! I bought mine from Asos. I think it was $30.

They look like surgeons

I used to love this song so hard. I think I passionately sang it to my dad in the car one day while he was driving me somewhere. He didn't mind. He probably learned to tune me out long before that day.

were they irish? just a guess?

Love you, Morrissey. Never change.