"the hopes that women will change their minds about wanting to line their vaginas like it's a waste paper basket" this made laugh so hard that I choked on the water I was drinking. HA!

Beautiful!!!!

5 months here - I wouldn't survive without my morning cup. I'm not joking.

Every time I saw Natasha Bedingfield last night she was doing that weird peek-a-boo under her hair. It was bothering the hell out of my. Why was she doing that? Why.

A single about bugs... Sea what I did there?