They’re so hung up on the flying thing. Many people, including myself, are afraid of flying, but do it anyway. Sometimes I can psych myself up for it. Usually, though, I get half-Kavanaughed before I board the plane.

Kavanaugh: The Clintons and liberals are in a giant conspiracy to destroy me, my career, and my family.

Kavanaugh could rape Dr.Ford again on the witness table and the Republicans would still vote for him.

Also, as someone who is terrified of flying but also likes to travel and visits my family who live on the other side of the country multiple times of year...the idea that people who are afraid of flying would never willingly travel by plane is so absurd that it makes my brain melt.

I don’t see attending church on his calendar so it never happened.

Years ago I used to work at a children’s hospital that had a nutrition unit and I was talking to a mother who was born in Mexico before moving here. She said that where she grew up was a very poor neighborhood and they didn’t always have food for 3 meals a day. When they moved here fast food was so cheap, she over…

LOL, I once had a doctor look at my chart, mutter “for fuck’s sake” then start telling me he was required by the practice to tell me to lose weight because I was ONE POUND over a “healthy BMI” for my height. He then said the doctor version of “but fuck that, because come on. You’re not gonna die from one extra pound.”

I used to think that weight was between a person and their doctor. Then I had sciatica about 10 years ago. My first neurology appointment the doctor shamed me for 45 minutes about how my weight was causing my sciatica. Fast forward 9 years and 50# lighter.... I still fucking have that sciatica and wish I could scream…

THIS IS ONLY A TEST!!!! IN A REAL EMERGENCY, VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL TELL US WHAT TO DO

I’ve got this instead of the text

That’s Kanavaugh for you, getting in whether or not we want him to.

“PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: ASPARTAME HAS FALLEN!”

They don’t care how you get pregnant, just as long as you have that damn baby. Then you’re on your own.

Was confused by the Blockbuster cameo, but then just realized it’s their way to date the film to the 90s. RIP my youth.

This show isn’t really that kind of show though and isn’t it the last season? I’m calling it now it’s the dog.

On the plus side, it should be easy to get a really cheap graphics card now

Puerto Ricans are not real Americans, you goose. They’re just filthy deadbeats who squat in rent-controlled apartments for generations & keep people like Trump and the Kushners from building high-dollar properties there. That’s Trump’s entire view of Puerto Ricans.

If you say 9/11 three times quickly, Giuliani appears.

“if my wife found out, which she won’t” lol

Yes.