I’m waiting for an alert: “National emergency! The White House is out of Diet Coke! I repeat: the White House is out of Diet Coke!”

Just had an amazing sandwich that used shredded chicken (cooked for this purpose, but you could use left overs). It was chicken mixed with a sauce of a light cream, Parmesan cheese, pepper, and salt to taste. You use just enough to coat the chicken, like you would do with barbecue sauce for pulled-chicken. Put that on…

I love that set of lines:

I just wanted to say: that’s the perfect lead photo.

The oil I have near my stove is regular or light tasting oil. I don’t use olive oil much outside of using it in the pan, but I have a small bottle of EVOO that I keep for when I get fresh mozzarella. No need to waste money on expensive oil that you are just going to heat up anyway.

I have worked panels at NYCC for the last few years, and I distinctly remember a few panels (mostly Marvel) where there was a team of scary looking (yet extremely nice) security guys that roamed around during any videos that played. They were looking for people using their smartphones to record these videos. I don’t…

True, but Kim is still his idol, with his military parades and everyone submitting to his every whim. The de-nuking may not be working out, but I’m sure contracts for hotels have been drawn up and signed in blood.

I’ve been referring to him as “Dear Leader”since he wants to be like Kim Jong-un so badly.  Of course, it’s always in a sarcastic tone.

And here I thought Trump was the one who couldn’t keep his hands to himself...

I heard a clip on the radio as I was driving (to somewhere), and my very first thought was , “He killed her.” And this was not seeing the interview or knowing much about the case other than they were missing. Even in the interview, he sounded oddly cool and calm. He definitely had that psychopath air to his speech.

Weather is the number 2 reason why I wear contacts (trying to ballroom dance and do turns without my glasses flying off is number one). The worst is in the winter, when it’s too cold to keep your nose outside of your scarf but your glasses keep fogging up, making it impossible to see that patch of ice up ahead.

Don’t forget to say “Please”.

Just imagine: you are getting hot and heavy with your significant other when you suddenly hear Brother Thomas, “Excuse me! There is no fornicating allowed! I will have to report you to the student ethics committee.”

Maybe we can have the lyme disease vaccine back now?

This is the exact reason why I purchased one. I live with my mother (long story), and she would constantly ask me to add something to grocery list. At one point, I just started responding by pointing to the echo.

Wait.... Didn’t Hitler do this too?

I feed my dog a corn and wheat free food that is definitely not grain-free. The first few ingredients are chicken, rice, and oats, and legumes/pulses don’t pop up until the ninth ingredient (and no potatoes). It is only slightly more expensive than regular food and my dog seems to like it.

On the other hand, there is something to say about Pooh and his friends being basically old, ratty, worn-down stuffed animals instead of the bigger, brighter characters we know from history.

Why should Putin have? I mean, a former member of the KGB should be trustworthy, right?

Had all four of my removed at various points during my late teens - 20's. The last one was a PITA. Standard xrays showed that the roots straddled the facial nerve, so my oral surgeon would not touch it (he said something like his malpractice insurance would not cover him if he did). Got a CT scan (and got my medical…