I want the job of writing the titles to these bills. You know, making sure the title can be shortened to a readable acronym. How much do you think I would get paid?

I agree. I have allergies to a ton of things and I always make sure I have children’s Benedryl with me at all times (acts faster than the adult version, and since one tablet is half an adult dose, I can take one to take the edge off without zonking out). My allergies are not bad enough to warrant an Epi-pen, but if it…

I agree. You should be there. My mother told me her dog gave her a loving look, like he was saying, “It’s ok mom. The doctor’s going to make me feel better. He always does.” After he passed, the vet let mom stay with him as long as she wanted. The office then sent a wonderful condolence card.

I am so sorry for your loss. I know what it’s like to come home to a now petless house. When I was younger and in a camp were we went traveling every weekend, my dog died. She was the runt of the litter, abused as a pup (not by us), but lived to be 12 years. She was my father’s constant companion when he was sick, and…

The death rate for sepsis is high (like 40-60% if not caught in time). It’s also hard to treat. Basically, it is when you have an infection which begins to overwhelm the immune system to the point where your immune system starts to not care who gets hurt in the fire fight. It can cause organ damage and failure, which…

I second this suggestion. I usually have both open at the same time so I can get the alerts via Waze, but navigate using Gmaps. Waze has sent me on the weirdest routes too many times to completely trust it.

My sister has a tendency to chew on her lips when they get dried out, so she ends up with a red, raw ring around her lips that just looks nasty. She’s been using Blistex DCT for nearly 25 years and it works wonders. She has jars of it EVERYWHERE. Last year, she had a hard time finding it, so my mother bought her a…

Reminds me of the time right before finals when I was an RA. I had made my way towards the dorm building’s office to get the forms to write up some drunk who smashed the floor’s mirror. Except the door leading to the lobby (and hence the office) was blocked by a golf cart. Sadly, seeing it there didn’t shock me at all.

Math books also work....

I made this for my cousin for Christmas. It didn’t take long at all to crochet. I also may my other cousin a shark one but I don’t have a good pic of that.

OMG hovering!!! This annoys me to no end. Especially ladies (probably because I rarely frequent men’s rooms).

I do something similar, but using a mind map (specifically MindJet). It gives me the option to add an icon to the entries so I can tell at a glance what I have ordered, what needs to be ordered, what has arrived, and who I still need to buy for. It’s so much easier than trying to keep a mental note or a paper list…

You’ll change your mind very quickly when you by an NYC MTA ticket from a machine with cash and get 13 dollar coins as your change.

I bet Florida is grateful to Texas for taking the heat off of them, if only for a nanosecond...

Do you know what is delicious? Adding thyme to scrambled eggs. Great, now I want eggs for dinner...

I know! I was going to say that her son has probably seen enough vaginas already online. Reading about one was probably boring to him.

When I was traveling with school, we were told the same thing about Italy. They suggested we ask for a table “al libre” (I think that’s how it spelled) because there could be a cover charge for sitting inside.

I have a feeling that Florida offered up a reward for any state that could out-Floridia them for a few days. I wonder what Kentucky got in the deal?

Paul was one too. I mean, the majority of the New Testament consists of letters he wrote, which contain things that Jesus may or may not have preached (remember, Paul never actually met the guy). Never mind that he actively preached against following the Jewish Laws *coughLeviticuscough*. In fact, he was practically…

My aunt faced a similar situation many years ago. Her insurance covered a pap smear, but not the doctor’s visit needed to do the pap smear. It was only after she explained it to them (multiple times) that you need the doctor’s visit to get the test did they relent. Her words were something like, “So what, am I…