I just checked the hotel website. It says that pets are allowed, but to call for details. I highly doubt that they called before hand. I bet it was more like, "Hi, we're checking in. We booked 2 nights. Oh, and by the way, we have 17 cats with us so... yeah."

This really should have a NSFW label. Boy, does he have a way with words...

I still have my 2nd Gen Kindle and still think it's the best $250 I every spent. Yes it's slow, but no slower then turning a page. It's also much easier on your hands, because you don't have to fight a book's natural urge to close while you are reading. For me, the price wasn't an issue as I tend to prefer books…

I wanted to get anthrax delivered by mail, but I got it for Christmas instead.

Wow. I am even more grateful that I hate bananas.

My ballroom instructor was introduced to me as being from Idaho. Not joking. The exact words were: "This is Trevor. He's from Idaho." He's a real sweetheart, but that was the weirdest intro I have ever gotten.

I had taken my sister out to dinner to celebrate my first "real" paycheck at a chain steak place (don't judge). When our rather hot looking waiter came by to take our order, I asked for the 7 inch steak (as opposed to the 7 ounce steak on the menu). The waiter burst out laughing, along with my sister and I. He…

I really hope his cat gets a bonus for bringing him to the team. Like 4 years of unlimited catnip and litter maybe?

The only good things to come of the gluten-free fad diet are all the products now available in mainstream grocery stores for those who actually have to be gluten-free, like my poor sister who has Celiacs. And the number of restaurants that now have a gluten-free menu.

Also, since it lives in the gut, it gets shed by the receiver into the water supply and can inoculate more people than just those who got the oral vaccine. It also doesn't really require boosters, making it ideal for hard to reach places.

You are not a dirty, hairy freak, unless I am a dirty, hairy freak as well. I shave twice a week at most. I just can't justify the extra time I would need to spend every morning or evening to shave. That's an extra 5-10 minutes in bed! And I don't shave my entire leg either. Only to just above the knee. …

$9.99! I know I didn't buy a lot because the prices were just a little too high for my taste, but an extra $10 is nothing to sneeze at. Now, to take a look at my Kindle wish list.....

There are many autoimmune disease where they have found a genetic component, so in some cases, yes, you can be predisposed to developing it. But not all cases of a particular disease carry this same component nor does having that gene mean you are certain to develop it.

The way I describe autoimmune diseases to people is this: think of your immune system as a 3 year old child. In order to keep your child from getting into trouble, you need to keep it occupied. In the case of the immune system, that means challenging it with microbes occasionally by not freaking out when junior…

In New York, some of the prisons does a program where the inmates take care of and train puppies to become service and companion dogs for the disabled.

What was the place called? I've always wanted to go to one of these places.

Real depression isn't being sad when something in your life goes wrong. Real depression is being sad when everything in your life is going right.

Actually, this paragraph explains the disadvantages of using uranium-238 as a matrix, not thorium. The following paragraph explains that the waste that is generated by using thorium creates uranium-233, not plutonium. Though, I'm not sure how much safer this waste product is.

I own a Pebble (and love it). The watch itself is not super large. Width wise, it is about a big as a ladies sports watch. Length wise, it is longer. I only have 2 grips with it as far as fit: it is a 22mm band and I can't seem to find one that is slightly more feminine, and it's rather flat and doesn't follow the…