This is really sweet and positive and I love it for that. At the same time, I kinda wonder if maybe it’s 4:20 where you are?

I know nothing about her and have never heard her music because I am old and only listen to old people crap.

Just imagine how much less we’d hear about Chris Martin if he hadn’t married Goop all those years ago.

I really like 69ing, but I don’t do top/bottom. I do it with myself and my partner laying on our sides. It’s much more comfortable that way, and if you are the right height you can lay your head on the inside of your partner’s thigh if you wanna take a break. I also find that my partner’s mouth on me in that position…

I’m just picturing a coroner looking down at you, shaking his head in weary resignation and muttering, “When, oh when, will these kids learn?”

Well, the last time we all talked about it here was probably in the fall.

Damn Tara, that illustration is flame emoji x100

This whole article is a big bag of NOPE.

So... it just sounds like he’s a fool who has no idea what he’s dealing with and thinks he has it under control. My guess is he doesn’t want other people going in his apartment or car for other reasons.

Filed to: TYRESE’S HIBACHI HIDEAWAY

goals af

i love this, tyrese is living my powerball dreams

Yes, Zac. Go to your room. I’ll be waiting.

They’re a stiff contender.

Off topic....

Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly brought four women back to his hotel after the London premiere of The Revenant.

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.