If we still gave out stars, you'd get ten for that one.

'Fart noise' indeed! Humans can't appreciate beautiful walrus arias when they hear them, apparently. :`(

+1

Hmm, completely different situation. I'm uncertain where you got the 'socialite' part from. This guy is incredibly outgoing and owns every social setting he gets into. He's even more extroverted than I am, which is saying something. He works a crowd of people like it's his job. That's a very different thing from…

Life is just too short.

Smart and learned are two very different things. You can effectively process data without having any desire to attain more than you absolutely have to. Big processor; empty hard drive.

Er, no. That's a different one. This is the replacement.

Totally sorry I saved his unreasonable ass.

I'm going through an issue right now where I'm trying to see a guy who's not a geek. This is my first foray into such cross-species mating and it's a dismal failure.

My FemShep had a relationship with Thane. He's sick and dying in the hospital but manages to save her life from Kai Leng when the Citadel is attacked. She's by his bedside when he reconciles with his son and dies in the hospital. When you get back to the ship, there's a final love letter waiting from him. It's…

I would very much like to hear about this, especially about Internet. One of the reasons I voted for Obama was his stance on net neutrality. And yet his administration has been pretty draconian about other internet-based things. That whole megaupload thing is particularly egregious - it's unlikely we even had…

True! He met hot chicks, had super powers, and saved the day. Huzzah, John Carter!

Yes, but there was also no tea. Doesn't count!

Just once can we get a story where a mission to Mars goes super well and the aliens invite us down to have tea and it's all very friendly and happy?

Hissssss!

haha, I love it.

In the IT world, con jobs used to be called 'social engineering' though I'm sure it has another fancier name now.

He's a professional troll. I kind of stand in awe.

If there were still stars, you would deserve one for "execrable hackery." I may liberate that term for the good of my people.

Dude. I would love your proposed ends to Harry Potter and Twilight.