What the what?! Duck bacon? BRING IT ON.

Edited - that came off sounding snarky when no snark was intended. I need more coffee. :(

Newsflash: Shoving your sex life down the throats of random strangers makes you an asshole.

I think they work that angle so that people understand he had a broader influence than comics. A lot of people will say, "Oh, comics?" and blow it off. Unfair, but true.

haha, I actually am fine with the places my mind just went.

"FULL FRONTAL NUDITY REQUIRED."

I admit it. I let out a little girly "ohh!" when I saw it.

Whoa! Hello there! Goodness.

That man makes me so happy.

Precisely. I came here to say this.

I believe it. I was slicing through a loaf of stale Italian bread about 6 months ago and would have gone right through my left index finger. The knife caught on the gel polish and while it managed to lodge in the paint, it didn't go through. I was really pushing on that knife, too. That stuff is amazing.

/signed

From a non-science standpoint, this is a HUGELY popular fetish. A friend of mine works in the phone sex industry and was asked by her boss to consider taking on this content. She blogged about it as a test and it got the most hits of any site in their entire network, ever. Her calls jumped through the roof with men…

There are plenty of people who are attracted by hateful things. I imagine that the kind of person who says hateful things wants more of those people to join their club.

This sums it up quite nicely, I think.

haha, do it! Then we can have a "MASS EFFECT MADE ME GAY" tru-confession story. Big tears, lots of mascara, etc. It'll be very Springer-esque.

Now that would be worth the price of admission.

I'm so glad it's good. I've been looking forward to this for awhile.

I get super angry about the whole "Angelina is too skinny" thing. Yeah, she's very thin, and that started about the time her mother died. I remember reading that she was so overcome with grief that she couldn't even eat and was passing out on the set of Wanted. It seems like she never quite bounced back from that,…