I also thought of these things, then thought perhaps she did the whole "smash dudes with some debris" thing, as well as the light saberation.

Yes, I had been told that, as well.

I'm fond of douchecopter, myself.

I agree. This brings to mind of Dan Savage's refrain about how monogamy is at the discretion of any given couple, and those couples work within it and around it how they choose. It's impossible to judge someone else's marriage.

/signed

+1

I think "jerkass" sums up Handler nicely. I couldn't quite find a word that fit.

haha, I just lost an hour watching Rallo on youtube.

Agreed, and I feel like alternate future does this better.

I started out selfish. My cell phone just validates that.

+1

haha, who is that?

I agree. As for why it's important to him, I've thought about that. I feel like it's not that he's actively putting us down, in his mind. Like, it's not a mean-spirited "keep those bitches in their place" sort of thing.

Well said, sir. It's all so clear to me now!

You guys.

You know, I don't blame Adele a bit. This article in Time Magazine was really sobering:

You know, I don't blame Adele a bit. This article in Time Magazine was really sobering:

haha, it's hilarious that you mention the baby's breath.

Those are nice... weeds? I would kill.

Seriously. Some of those grocery stores make better stuff than the local flower shops. The Giant Eagle near my house has lovely flowers all year round and the Costco near my work has gorgeous roses every day. It just depends on if the store in question is willing to hire a competent florist, I think.