This is the first thing that came to mind.

I'd read that certain stars have started stipulating in their contracts that the original work may not be released publicly. I am pretty sure Julia Roberts is one of those, I'll have to dig up that article when I get home from work.

Honey badger smacks the shit out it!

Is that like... Furries but with bugs?

He can't be all bad if he'd rather have a delicious carrot instead of the meaty hand he's sitting on.

And somewhere, a pair of paper wasps are standing at the water cooler discussing this issue:

A fiery hellstorm of miniwasps will now haunt my dreams. *shiver*

I thought it was excellent. Definitely give it a watch.

Hah, good point. I forgot about that.

Yes! I feel your pain. It's like, ugh, True Blood. Yay, Chris Meloni! Ugh, True Blood. Yay, high probability of naked Chris Meloni!

I'm not sure we're going to pony up our hard-earned cash for "The good aliens came down. We had tea. The end.

In Soviet Russia...

Those names are terribad but I really like the colors...

Yes, precisely. That says exactly what I was trying to say above.

This makes perfect sense to me.

Nah, I don't think that makes you a bad person. I think that just makes you human. I was unhappy with him because I'd read that Nicole Kidman found out he was divorcing her from the press before she ever received any notification or anything. I had female empathy going on there, because that would suck and I didn't…

Well, hello there, Michael Fassbender. Rawr.

Hmm, what? I've never heard of such a thing. NEVER HEARD OF IT, I TELL YOU.

Wow, he really DOES look like Sheppard.

I find Darth Stefan MUCH more interesting than brooding emo Stefan. There were always hints of just how bad Stefan could be if he wanted to but the reality is so much worse than anticipated. I hope we don't go back to do-gooder Stefan, ever.