No covfefe option? I demand a covfefe option because I’ve totally written letters to those soldiers’ families but just haven’t sent them yet so WHERE’S MY COVFEFE OPTION?

No need to turn in the card. It’s the Miata of the mini-crossover segment, just like my CX-5 is the Miata of the small-crossover segment.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.

Yeah, I’m also at a loss to understand others’ inability to grasp the psychological trauma here.

Did you read the whole story including the quote from him at the bottom? He was clearly already struggling with losing multiple friends to climbing. I think losing his GF was the proverbial last straw.

I’m thinking, survivor guilt (as others are pointing out, it sounds like he may have found her body, but not in time to save her), losing his girlfriend in general, and really, looking at that stuff he wrote before this, the loss of many friends already on the mountains left him in a pretty dark place - this was…

People die in 0' deep avalanches when they fall into tree wells. It only takes a couple minutes. If your limbs are totally immobilized there’s nothing you can do. Your breath will melt the snow around your face and then it’ll freeze into a little ice tomb that builds up CO2.

Without a beacon, finding someone by…

IMO, I don’t think 911 is even relevant here, and I don’t know why the article brings it up. It’s strange that he didn’t tell authorities at all about the incident; I can presume he made his decision very shortly after hiking out. (presuming one’s mental state in such situations makes me an asshole, but so be it)

He knew where the avalanche debris zone was. He just couldn’t pinpoint her exact location under it. She had an avalanche transceiver, but it was switched off and stowed in her pack, since they were still on approach. That’s not a great idea, but I admit I’ve done the same thing many times. Fucking horrible story.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

We were talking about next year once we finish this tankapalooza and get a couple nice draft picks.

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

Lindsey Graham tweets some unnecessarily (and bizarrely specific) flattering bullshit about a guy who treats him and his entire party like trash. Isn’t that what the MAGAs would consider the very definition of a cuck? Or, am I doing this wrong?

I don’t understand why the university felt obligated to specifically designate the money for anything. It seems like they should have simply stuck it in the general operating fund.

Regardless, spending even a dime of the bequest on football ought to be a firing offense at any school, even the SEC or something. They’re CAA for crying out loud. My alma mater’s in the same conference. If an alum or employee died and left the school $4 million and they spent it on adding a second screen and a couple…

From reading this piece, which was excellent by the way, I felt like he honestly wouldn’t have cared. Whatever the school spent it on, it’s their decision. To wrap up their decision in some faux “love of football” is the messed up part.

2006-16 Chevy Impala right side taillight.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound