"Tesla press conf at 9am on Thurs. About to end range anxiety ... via OTA software update. Affects entire Model S fleet."

It's acceptable to use "they" in these situations.

So it should be "it?"

Aww baby cry about ads on site he doesn't pay for ?

That new runway 10C-28C is between the existing east/west runways, and is primarily used for arrivals (much quieter than departures). Unless there's been a huge spike in departures, I don't see where the noise is coming from.

I've had many cats over the years. They're all dicks and they all love to play "Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Human".

I love cats but. . . All cats are dicks!

One of my biggest fears is that one of my cats will sneak out an open door or window of my house (we live next to a busy street and near a mountain reserve full of hungry coyotes). One night we had a party where people were going in and out a lot. Once the party ended and everyone drunkenly went to bed, I did a final…

I was working two jobs at this time. One was a small business that I owned that was majorly struggling and slowly driving me to bankruptcy. The other was at a home improvement store where I was constantly picking up nails in my tires. I was patching them, replacing them with retreads in singles rather than sets, and…

Usually I have decent reasons for my breakdowns so I don't think that counts. My daughter had one a couple weeks ago though. We are at the mall, going to meet her cousin at the play area. We've not been to this mall so I didn't see this coming - play area is on the second floor and there are no stairs. There is an…

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

Great submissions in last week's Pissing Contest, but I think Meezer5 is the winner in our hearts:

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…

The BBB is such a fucking scam. You can literally buy your way to ratings. There have been various stories on it, which you can google.

Alice has a great restaurant. You can get anything you want.

So is it possible that the person you screamed out will cut you off and track you down? Technically yes. But then it's also possible that I will wake up in the morning after a full night's sleep, look down, and discover that I have become a refrigerator. This world is full of all sorts of crazy occurrences, ya know?

The world is a scary place. Even scarier when you're trying to sell something on Craigslist. Those crazy people may stalk you or may come rob you if they know where you live, which they could easily get from their girlfriend at the DMV. But that's not enough.

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