technically I'm thinking he will hold title to it for eternity, as for the car itself, I'm guessing it didn't even make it to the DMV to be registered.

My guess is approximately 8 minutes and 40 seconds, give or take.

It's really very important that you watch the video.

That's why the engine can be de-clutched from the rear wheels. Engine runs at a steady speed, turning the front motor (acting as generator) and generating some kWs of electricity. That power flows to the other 2 motors to propel you happily home at 25 MPH.

Look, this is real easy everyone:

It's cute that these columns are progressing as Drew's kids get older. I am looking forward to "Why Your Children's AP Calculus Class Sucks," and "Why Your Kid's First Job Sucks," and, ultimately, "Why Your Grandkid's Favorite Television Show Sucks." Ha ha you are old and so am I .

Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself?

It's called:

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Awww, I love Cracker Barrel! I don't go there expecting fine dining, but our local one has never served us a bad meal, and they're so kid friendly! Plus, we used to stop there on family road trips every chance we got, so I've always associated CB with good memories :)

"The server listened politely, then smiled and reassured us that the only shellfish prepared in the restaurant was shrimp, and that the shrimp were all shelled prior to cooking, so we shouldn't have any issues."

you are 1.03 seconds slower than yesterday's commute. Fit your on-ramp apex!

I love stadium trucks...and I'm a proud owner of multiple Traxxas trucks as well. (sponsor of the series and makers of fine R/C trucks that allow you to live your stadium dreams in scale reality).

I appreciate this service announcement. You are doing all you can to enrich peoples lives. For that, I tip my hat to you.

Sadly, not people in my grandma's generation. People my age and younger. I'm always the truth-teller, which makes me a fun party guest!

I hope Right Way Automotive gets a lot of business, good people deserve good things to happen to them.

Bubba Wallace: Pitting next lap. Need 2 rounds of wedge, a left side track change, and fill it full fuel. Also, please remove the bucket, it's obscuring my vision.

"These haterz also have the IQ of a piece of couch lint."

Congrats on one year! Thanks for cheering me up on all of those dreary Monday mornings.