The terrorists have won.

I can't support repeatedly insulting the vandal until I see how poorly the cars in question were parked

I think he's more correct- trackhoe is not a formal term. This would be called a mini-ex or compact excavator, depending on which company's terminology you use.

*Excavator. #corrections.

I don't hear press from SpaceX claiming to invent that much. I think they understand they stand on the shoulders of giants. What is dramatically different at SpaceX is the management style. The lack of incumbency. They do not look in their parts bin of material & engines born in the 1950s and retool them to a newer…

"not trying to do it with parachutes, trying to do it with more fuel."

I used to have a sticker on my ATV in high school. "when in doubt, gas it"

Sounds like it's still true.

But what would the minimum number of flairs be? And do you really want to just do the minimum?

I know it's hard to read the entire post before you comment, but try your best, okay?

Puritanism. So in answer to your question, no.

is this twerking?

Learn your history you Fucktard.

I don't know my history and politics that well, but if your two favorite presidents are JFK and Reagan, don't you have a serious conflict of political beliefs?

Based on your findings from the 15.000 (?) Russian dashcam videos you've watched in the last 3 years, (Do you really watch 142.8 dashcam videos a day?) I promise I won't split lanes next time I am riding in Russia. Or if I do, I'll make sure the car behind me doesn't have a camera. But here in California, I will…

I've been through a few and am currently using the iOtto Touch XL but my biggest issue is that the mounts only work on windshields but the arms are tiny. What we really need are unobtrusive window mounts with longer arms so I can actually touch my phone screen without leaning forward and placing my focus on the…

I've been through a few and am currently using the iOtto Touch XL but my biggest issue is that the mounts only work…

I like you, novelty account.

No, you didn't.

I'm going with America's Cup. Could you imagine what F1/NASCAR/WRC would be like if the winner gets to choose where to race and what kind of car to race?

Good luck Ryan! Just don't drive like a douche. Last thing us Jalopnick readers need is to be stereotyped!

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]