white residents [...] began vandalizing the homes of their black neighbors.

They’re doing everything they can to avoid admitting that if their dumbshit family member hadn’t walked out onto the track he’d still be alive.

I think we could be friends

If you jumped out in front of a tractor trailer on the highway you killed yourself, the truck driver did nothing.

Among all the other correct answers (and possibly somewhat relating to the awesome hoverer thread) I present another correct answer (and really a correct answer variant of a correct answer)

Don’t be torn, they’re both the right answer

I’m sorry, but you’re objectively wrong here.

kondition?

I work for a large MSO and can confirm, our technicians won’t touch your equipment.

IANAL so I don’t know the tax incentives, but you can be tied in with the grid and still have a battery. It makes the system slightly more complicated but there’s no technical reasons you can’t have an on grid solar power system with the ability to store as much energy as the battery can hold and pushing the rest back…

*You’re

You are a hero

I thought Irish people were drunk and proud?

Subset of #2: wheel chocks, always chock while jacking.

“I want a gauge with numbers on it and a needle so I can see how my oil pressure is doing.”

I’m curious as to whether they were keeping these “taxes” (I live upstate, so I don’t know NYC tax law, but where I live groceries are not taxed) or if they were just incorrectly charging taxes and then remitting them to the government. I feel like option A is far more serious (as far as the government is concerned)…

I think you may want to look up what Good Samaritan Laws actually are.

This is an oft-repeated but terribly wrong statement, at least in the United States. A police officer’s duty is to uphold the law, nothing more and nothing less. They have no legal duty to protect or serve the public.

I’m a C-130. I think you just called me fat :(

This. I was astoundingly un-offended when reading what their plans were, that shit sounds like a hilarious bit of self-deprecating humor, but naming it Caucasian Heritage Night was just all sorts of stupid.