Those initial measurements weren’t correct, fortunately. That said they’ve completely lost signal with it as of the last couple passes over their ground tracking stations, so this isn’t exactly looking good at this point either.

This is correct, at it’s current parking orbit it has at most a few days worth of this before it deorbits and burns up on re-entry. This is not something that is going to in any way endanger the ISS or future launches. Even if they don’t manage to bring it under control, which is looking increasingly like what will…

Holy shit you’re right. “I think Dick Cheney is the worst president of my lifetime” made me pause it until I could stop laughing so I didn’t miss anything.

You’re talking about a city where it is perfectly normal to see people riding dirt bikes and four wheelers (always in a wheelie, always) on the street in the middle of the city. Parking two inches on the side walk in a manner where you’re out of the way of both the road and the sidewalk at the same time is at the very…

Maybe if you take 3 seconds to Google “CNN iReport” you might understand what the fuck you’re talking about. Kinja paid you to write your comment the exact same amount that CNN paid “montebubbles” to write the article in question, and you are both expected to have equal amounts of journalistic integrity (none).

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All this anger and you didn’t even take a few seconds to try to know what the fuck you’re talking about. iReport is basically just a blogging platform hosted by CNN, and allows anyone to post to it. CNN didn’t report anything, they simply allowed someone to post content to a part of their website where people are…

So, HL3 confirmed?

I've been saying this since the news broke that it seemed like Clarkson was gone for good. This is almost too good of an opportunity for Netflix to pass up, and since it would give them complete creative freedom without a network to watch over them it seems like something the Top Gear guys may jump at as well.

This comment deserves all of the stars.

You're the reason the internet is amazing.

Can anyone think of a reason that Netflix wouldn't be making the three of them offers right now? They've been pushing for more original content, and given that Top Gear is/was one of the most popular shows in the solar system a huge boost in subscribers seems near guaranteed. It seems like it would be a win/win/win to…

You said that the best case scenario is that your dog dies of gastroenteritis and/or pancreatitis. Your implication is that if you feed your dog food meant for humans that the absolute best thing that can happen is something that has a decent chance of killing your dog.

If someone was to say "don't ever drink any alcohol because at best you will die of cirrhosis of the liver" their statement would be equally as stupid. Just like humans dogs aren't all the same, and eating some human food is not going to instantly cause "gastroenteritis and/or pancreatitis (which can be a form called…

"Holy hell. Please do not do this. I am a buzzkill"

I'm assuming this was an attempt at a joke, but it wasn't funny so I'll respond seriously. You wouldn't be able to turn a motorcycle with training wheels and it would result in a good approximation of a high side any time you tried.

Really, an $80,000 car is for wealthy people? Who would have thought.

Who said there was a big overarching game-changing end to range anxiety?

Tesla didn't make an announcement, and it was the media that was speculating about what the update was. The media speculation was based on a singular tweet from Elon: "Tesla press conf at 9am on Thurs. About to end range anxiety ... via OTA software update. Affects entire Model S fleet."

It's not how it's supposed to be, the author used it correctly. They can either refer to a group of 2 or more people or a person of unspecified sex. OP is a moron.