Whether it is on purpose or accidental it's still getting filed under "awesome" in my book.

I may well have missed it, but do we actually know that he punched somebody? Last I saw the person that supposedly received the punch was flatly denying that any punch or physical confrontation actually occurred and was completely downplaying the incident as something minor.

Started drag race, finished Red Bull Air Race.

I am a car guy who feels that a person's car is something that should never be fucked with. If this story ended with you keying the fuck out of that car and slicing all four tires I would actually be more pleased with the result. Fuck that guy. A milkshake was the least of what he deserved.

In a cat and human relationship the human is always the asshole. That cat scarcely tolerates you being allowed to live in the house it works hard to maintain, and you best believe if you stop feeding it you will either be served an eviction notice (if you're lucky) or just straight up fail to wake up one morning…

Unless you live in a high crime area where wheels are stolen off of cars a lot just get a replacement set of normal lug nuts. They're pretty cheap, and if you ever get stuck on the side of a highway and have to call someone to repair/replace a blown tire you won't be given a (very valid) reason for another meltdown.

"My younger daughter then decides that she too is afraid of upward modes of transportation."

Damn, and I was all ready to pack everything up and move across the pond so I could speed everywhere I go and just treat red lights like stop signs :(

So if you want to get out of tickets in the UK you just tell them that someone cloned your plate and it totally wasn't you that did it? That's awesome.

:'(

Really? Is it okay if I just assume that you're lying to me to be mean and they didn't actually do this? I don't know if I can handle the truth :(

I am finally getting cable in a week or two, and being able to watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune is by far the most exciting part of this. I am truly an old, and I don't even really mind. The other part I look forward to is Game Show Network.

I once wandered around Haight Ashbury as a kid who just dropped out of college and who had never traveled anywhere by myself before (I live in bumfuck Upstate NY) asking random people if they knew where I could get some. Got smoked up for free (just right there on the side of the street in the middle of the day smoked…

Wait, you mean different people might have different opinions on things? I'm so fucking confused now. I thought that everyone thought the exact same about every topic and no two people could possibly disagree about something.

That was also an incredibly well thought out comment that really let your intellect shine.

That was a very well thought out and constructive comment that did a very good job of explaining exactly why what I said was wrong. Good job, I'll bet your mother is very proud of you.

Got home around noon today and decided to boot this game up after I played for a half hour last night and near instantly bankrupted the shit out of my new city (maybe starting out with all green energy and trying to make my dream socialist city was a bad idea). Decided just to get a feel for it today to go with the…

I'll admit prior to reading this comment I was completely ignorant on some (many) of these details. I am shocked that Apple allows car makers to install software over/with it's own software because in general that's not a thing that Apple has ever been willing to do. I'm having a hard time believing that what you've…

I know, facts are just completely pointless things to worry about, right?

Half?