As with (seemingly) everyone else here I am kind of astounded by how much sense this makes.

Other than the concept of making corners that are round, which had never before been thought of by any human on planet earth before Lord Jobs, what technical innovations would an Apple car have?

1) I don't imagine that a train on it's side would continue to need it's horn for anything, and the derailed train would stop other trains from coming through. After the third or fourth one they'll just stop using the tracks because they will be forced to assume that they have annoyed the rail gods (probably with…

Out of all the ideas I've thought of in my head using it for it's intended purpose somehow never came to me.

Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god. Smell my beer, does it smell like breath to you?

I read this and now I feel dirty. Recommendations?

It should ideally be getting towed away by a non-flatbed (there's gotta be a word for this and I feel stupid for not knowing it) tow truck with the drive wheels on the ground (or if it's AWD just any pair of wheels on the ground) in first gear with the parking brake set.

No problem, I'd try to get a replacement if it keeps up. I love my Roku, I've got a 3 on my living room TV and a Stick on my son's TV, and recommend them to anyone that asks.

I used to live right next to tracks as a kid and I loved it. I now live a half mile down the road, right next to the same tracks, and I have multiple times considered putting forth considerable effort to derailing trains so they'll stop it with the god damn horn (I would gladly take a few lives to never be woken up by…

I think it's just you. I love the youtube app on Roku, I use it several times a week and have never had a problem. I especially love that you can control it from your computer or cell phone, because typing on the Roku is a huge pain in the ass.

Not sure if anyone else has pointed it out, but Nick Reboot also has Nick Reboot on Demand where you can control what you watch. I think I pay like $4/month for it, and it's worth every penny. The only bad thing about it is that they cut out the commercials you get by watching Nick Reboot, and I genuinely enjoy…

I even know a person that has been diagnosed by an actual doctor with Celiac and anytime I hear somebody mention the word gluten I assume that they are an idiot. However, the person I know (my cousin) with Celiac is somewhat overjoyed by all the bullshit because now there's actual food she can eat.

I had to watch the video because the GIF had me really confused about the new apparent addition of anti-gravity mode. I thought maybe there had been some unintended crossover between SpaceX and Tesla.

I really hate you.

This is the best description for GTA ever

Like FreshlyShaven said, if you can't afford to pay a tip then don't go out. It's that simple. I'm broke as fuck and because of that I make my own food instead of going out.

When the waitress is also the management that fucked up, and it can be safely assumed that as the owner of the restaurant she is making a real wage or salary, I'd leave a single penny just because I think that's more insulting than leaving nothing.

Between the bunny bomb and you posting this you're my favorite person on the whole internet today

*"FYI, I'm a douche"

The internet is a pretty amazing thing when it wants to be, and for all the terrible shady bullshit that happens crowdfunding sometimes does just what it is/was supposed to do.