Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god. Smell my beer, does it smell like breath to you?

I read this and now I feel dirty. Recommendations?

It should ideally be getting towed away by a non-flatbed (there's gotta be a word for this and I feel stupid for not knowing it) tow truck with the drive wheels on the ground (or if it's AWD just any pair of wheels on the ground) in first gear with the parking brake set.

No problem, I'd try to get a replacement if it keeps up. I love my Roku, I've got a 3 on my living room TV and a Stick on my son's TV, and recommend them to anyone that asks.

I used to live right next to tracks as a kid and I loved it. I now live a half mile down the road, right next to the same tracks, and I have multiple times considered putting forth considerable effort to derailing trains so they'll stop it with the god damn horn (I would gladly take a few lives to never be woken up by…

I think it's just you. I love the youtube app on Roku, I use it several times a week and have never had a problem. I especially love that you can control it from your computer or cell phone, because typing on the Roku is a huge pain in the ass.

Not sure if anyone else has pointed it out, but Nick Reboot also has Nick Reboot on Demand where you can control what you watch. I think I pay like $4/month for it, and it's worth every penny. The only bad thing about it is that they cut out the commercials you get by watching Nick Reboot, and I genuinely enjoy…

I even know a person that has been diagnosed by an actual doctor with Celiac and anytime I hear somebody mention the word gluten I assume that they are an idiot. However, the person I know (my cousin) with Celiac is somewhat overjoyed by all the bullshit because now there's actual food she can eat.

I had to watch the video because the GIF had me really confused about the new apparent addition of anti-gravity mode. I thought maybe there had been some unintended crossover between SpaceX and Tesla.

I really hate you.

This is the best description for GTA ever

Like FreshlyShaven said, if you can't afford to pay a tip then don't go out. It's that simple. I'm broke as fuck and because of that I make my own food instead of going out.

When the waitress is also the management that fucked up, and it can be safely assumed that as the owner of the restaurant she is making a real wage or salary, I'd leave a single penny just because I think that's more insulting than leaving nothing.

Between the bunny bomb and you posting this you're my favorite person on the whole internet today

*"FYI, I'm a douche"

The internet is a pretty amazing thing when it wants to be, and for all the terrible shady bullshit that happens crowdfunding sometimes does just what it is/was supposed to do.

So it is impossible to prove something as fact without first spreading it around as if it were? That's an interesting way of looking at things.

I've thought about that. If you get one of the snowblowers that can differentially drive both wheels to make turning easier it probably would be somewhat trivial* to do (just need an actuator to operate each of the two drive handles, and one for the impeller control). Even without that though it's just a matter of…

The "my people" that were being generalized are Midwestern Christians who act like fucking dipshits to other people. Not Midwesterners, not Christians, Midwestern Christians who act like disphits. That's the group that's being, very fairly, targeted. OP is not a member of that group, so he's not defending "his…

This times a million. I'm pretty broke most of the time, and because of that I rarely go out to eat. When I do I tip at least 25% regardless of service, and I tip ~50% for good service. I just factor that in when I figure out whether or not I have enough money to go out to eat. It's nothing extravagant because I don't…