I'm proud to be a Giants fan after reading this chart. Best in the league*

I have an idea for the apparently ton of people that do that stack of bills thing:
Put ~15% on the table at the beginning of your meal, and add a dollar to it every time the waitress comes back and doesn't stab you in the eye with a steak knife. This encourages you, as a customer, to behave better.

So people are mad that a show, where the outcome is decided before the event, which is all rehearsed beforehand, and all of the "athletes" are paid actors, didn't result in the person they wanted winning because they think that they should have a say in the ending of the episode?

So pissed I didn't make it here earlier to make a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE joke about this, looks like all the good ones are already taken :(

Sorry Barry, but this version of the article is much better.

Yes, winter storms are not named.

It's almost like different people use their vehicles for different things. Imagine that.

Damnit, my one chance to get a hat tip and I must have sent it in to the tip line too late.

I'm pretty sure they each had their own tow rope to the plane.

The fact that Cool Ranch Doritos was out so early instead of winning everything everywhere proves that you're all uncool and I don't want to be friends with any of you. This website is stupid! #COOLRANCHDORITOS4LYFE!

I never have to worry about that hypothetical because I don't park like that, ever. I park between the lines in actual parking spots. Out of all of the things I've ever done in my life parking correctly in a parking spot is among the easiest. Even if I miss it first try (nobody's perfect) I will take the extra 10…

If I'm by myself and there's enough room I just park my passenger door as close as I can get to their driver door without hitting my mirror. I'm also a pretty big guy, so the couple of times that the person was still outside waiting for me to move their car so they could get in they thought twice about saying anything…

Don't fuck with smart people's cars. If people are too dumb to park inside of a parking spot their car is fair game. With enough key scratches or duct tape residue maybe they'll understand how parking spots work.

There is no way to eliminate failure modes, and adding a parachute system simply adds another failure mode and further increases the weight of the multirotor.

The other advantage that helicopters have over multicopters, especially when filming overhead of large crowds, is the ability to safely autorotate in the event they lose power. Multicopters just fall out of the sky when something goes wrong.

Fixed wing planes can, but then you lose all of the advantages of filming from a helicopter.

I've had it happen twice, both times while I was driving (both were blown brake lines), and it was terrifying but not until I had already stopped and had a second to think about it. As long as you have presence of mind and it doesn't happen in some sort of emergency braking situation it really isn't that big of a…

Obviously we know that an officer of the law has never told a lie to protect himself from looking like he used excessive force on a suspect so we should trust their version of events outright and ignore the version of events given by the people that actually recorded the event. It's the only logical solution.

If anything failed it is the parents of the people that never learned sarcasm.

I'll admit that my evidence is based primarily on knowing a lot of people that have done rent-to-own (most of whom always paid things off).