No, they insist that they are sorry for inconveniencing you.

"There are people getting killed out there because they're having sex while driving, either with themselves or with another person."

I am normally a very good tipper, but no, just like with a bathroom attendant I will not tip a gas station attendant (in states that require them). I am both qualified and trained to get paper towels/pump my own gas, and I flat out refuse to tip for a service I didn't ask for or want.

That was amazing. +1

The police are awesome. We are awesome. But we've had this discussion, we've closed the book on it, and we've stopped shooting black children. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. The Browns want to have this discussion to show us how we're not awesome.

The police are awesome. We are awesome. But we've had this discussion, we've closed the book on it, and we've stopped shooting black children. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. Shivakamini Somakandhakram and the Browns want to have this discussion to show us how we're…

"At the C&C I go to, there's always the same guy with his Tesla Model S, who just stands by it the entire show and talks his head off about why it's the greatest car of all time. I don't think he knows that there are other cars there besides his."

Nor, for that matter, were any not followed either.

Thank you to all the top commenters on this article.

Thank you

That was... amazing

Does Madden still let you create a team with whatever player you want playing whatever position you want? Friend of mine has a projector hooked up to his xbone, and All Eli vs All Eli sounds like a match made in heaven.

I won't deny that Coughlin has been a great coach, and I agree that he deserves a spot in the hall of fame, but he still plays the same old football the Giants have been playing for years and it makes an opponent's coach's job a lot easier when the Giants never do anything different. However, my bitching about the…

As a Giants fan why would you not want to get rid of the shitty coaching staff, shitty quarterback, shitty offensive line that seems to be trying to get the shitty quarterback killed every single game, and the shitty defense that is only capable of playing the first 25 minutes of a game at most instead?

I figure it into the cost of my plane tickets when planning a flight

There are two types of people in this world: people fond of the F15 and terrorists.

This comment thread has left me something I never thought I would be, intensely jealous of people that live in the South. If this many people are insisting that the best isn't really the best, but instead second best, I am clearly missing out on something :(

You have way too much time on your hands.

As a Giants fan who despises Eli I'm not certain you're right here. That whole pass interference thing slowed him down quite a bit, otherwise he would have been right below it and it might have been one of the few decent passes Eli has ever thrown.