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Wendy's Pulled Pork Cheese Fries Are The Saddest Meal

Damnit, I can't think when I'm hungry. Yes, Venn Diagram, and it's too late to edit my post :(

A pie chart of car stereos that have aux in ports but not bluetooth would look something like this: 0 0

Wait, that's not what you're supposed to do at drawbridges?

Bummer, there have been no skilled machinists put out of work because of the economic downturn, and they stopped giving out engineering degrees as of yesterday, so this is totally a huge problem. There's also definitely no manufacturing plants sitting empty anywhere and since we haven't invented CNC yet we make all…

Us poor folks just have to stand next to the water and drink

(by "fishing" I mean consuming alcohol near a body of water)

You've lied to me Binghamton University, that's not what a bearcat looks like at all.

Fair enough, but it could be argued that gaping security hole is an "unintended action" so "bug" isn't technically incorrect.

I can understand "Bash Bug" since it's a bug within the Bash shell, but the bug is not known as Bash.

You, sir, are a hero.

We need a GIF of 0:38-0:42 to get the proper repetitive action. If only GIFs had sound too.

Ever paid for an ambulance ride before? I'm not defending these morons, but when you're struggling to pay for a car a few thousand dollar ride to the hospital isn't exactly something you can afford.

Don't sign an agreement that says that your car will be disabled if it travels outside of a certain geographic area then. Pretty simple really, read and understand things before you sign them. Caveat Emptor.

Stupid people continue to be taken advantage of by evil companies, more at 7

I would do the research to see if that is correct but every time I try to look anything up about this car I end up staring at pictures and watching videos for hours on end.

Is there a way to unread this comment? This is literally the car I have dreamed about since they first came out. It has four wheels that both steer and drive and that's the coolest damn thing in the world.

I will sell you your pick of my organs for this car

My '01 Camry has a little over 205,000 right now, but the first 190k were put on my my grandparents who took very good care of it since it was brand new. I've been doing my best to keep that up and I'm hoping I can get at least another 100 out of it.