Only three fingers? Well that’s a shocker...

Awesome! Where's my eMate 300?

Well given the fact that FLAC and CD-quality are exactly the same, I'd say that's the opposite of crazy. FLAC is uncompressed and lossless based on CD-quality, not higher quality. You're possibly referring to MP3, which is the compressed, worse-sounding one.

You had me until nine inch nails.

your mom needs a neverwet spray when im around B-)

at :16 I would totally hit that.

Same. My music is all compressed to hell and back. Like I care it's not the same as the source, it sounds good enough.

Id buy it

My Dentist's Grandma by The New York Times Bestseller Godwolf

Their clothing line?

You all aren't looking back far enough. Remember, it hasn't simply been "too long", it's been "way too long."

Personally, I have already mastered one-handed mode on all of my "devices."

Apple bought them for the patents on the streaming service, they could give two shits about the headphones.

I'm pretty sure is was the main selling point. I believe Apple had issues getting a streaming catalog going, considering they already had iTune and the music industry was not too hot in giving them too much power. By buying a company with an already established set of contracts with the big music corps, it solves…

"The deal includes both Beats' immensely lucrative headphone business and the recently launched streaming audio service."

I know it was buried all the way down in the second sentence, but still...

I wonder if Apple will change their name to Beets.

She is now the first person in history to be happy to step on a Lego.