EricShawnNovelist
EricShawnNovelist
EricShawnNovelist

Use the coconut oil to get rid of the garlic smell. Then, to get rid of the coconut smell, just rub your hands with a clove of garlic.

I take tons of it every day, per the book. No cancer yet. Study of one.

That’s why the only place in the world to have a martini is Musso and Frank’s in Hollywood.

Gout is caused by high levels of uric acid. To lower uric acid levels, have more orgasms.

Tycoons. Tycoons. Tycoons.
That’s funny saying Tycoons.

And when I went to the emergency room with a kidney stone, wouldn’t you know that the doctor on call recommended I drink lemon water to help prevent more stones.

Barack is sitting on the toilet and he is NOT happy about it.

Most of the horror stories surrounding lottery winners getting scammed are because they didn’t use common sense. Just be smart.

It’s a complete Blade Runner rip off. Its whole world.

Both Altered Carbon and The Cloverfield Paradox were utterly terrible, so the whole subject is largely moot.

My brain is also jostled. But it is always that way, really.

So hilarious. I was totally play-acting, not really incensed. And she’s right, I was mansplaining. What can I say, there’s lots of Corona and lime around here.

Hey Carey, you are a big fucking asshole Troll. Let’s now proceed to call each other names and totally take over this comment feed. Come on, you fuck. Let’s go.

Really? It’s a Home Run? A baseball metaphor? You do know that the Superbowl is football, right?

You just WHISTLE. Whistle while you chop the onions. The draft blows the fumes away from you. Works great.

I know, right?

A fifteen year old boy tried to hold her hand? The nerve!

I have multiple forms, including 1040A, Form SE, and two Schedule Cs (and more) in my return, and income that is higher than the free cut-offs for apps like TurboTax, etc, so to file for free, I have to use the IRS FreeFile system. It works great!

But FF doesn’t let you do your state taxes, so I just do those by hand.

Fitting homonym, as Nixon also did nothing.