One commentator remarked that he smelled like sperm, perhaps indicating that GTA Online sent him into a fit of masturbation because of his excitement, or perhaps that he called for an impromptu bukkake party to celebrate. With that in mind, for someone to say, "I am jizz," one can only conclude that his joy has…

cloaked UFO.

It could not handle your beard, so it made you Gary oldman.

This should say 8:00. 'Hate o'clock'. I'll excuse myself now.

The best answer is always a suplex.

Fly to the top of a crane with a jetpack? Probably not.

This guy didn't kill family sharing—Microsoft did. There's nothing to prevent them from allowing sharing of digital download games (or physical games that you choose to register on your account) while also allowing people to buy discs and keep them free of the extra DRM they were originally proposing. Microsoft just…

Here is my story Awakening, and some art I made, or reappropriated, for it. Do you guys like it?