EricSan
EricSan
EricSan

You could be right about me. I could be a stupid ass motherfucking single celled Paramecium, so far beneith your vastly superior God like average human intelligence. Then again, you could be wrong, and missing out on what I am really saying, and trying to teach your stupid ass.

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I used the word dope, but not to look cool. I sag my pants, but not to look cool. I just started doing those things as a teenager in the 90`s and never quit yet. I don`t see any reason that my style is any wacker than another person`s style. I get haters. I get pussy. `Nuff said.

Ok, I know that generations of people are just as stupid as their parents, but it doesn`t work like that in video games, or technology. Typically, a generation tries to out do it`s previous generation, in terms of processing power, graphics, speed, and a thousand other aspects.

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They are probably doper than Mario Kart 7, or Zelda when I was 16, but I bet that Mario Kart 8 is not doper than Need for Speed Most Manted, or that Zelda will even come close to Skyrim. Those are current gen games too. Imagine Drive Club, or Capcom`s Deep Down.

I`m calling people assholes because they are, and you know it. You are demonstrating your abilty to be one right now, by issuing me you bullshit comments.

How are gamers ever going to get the dopest next generation of games, if we lick up horse shit from developers like it was ambrosia. All I am doing is complaining about the state of gaming today, and asking for more. I am not attacking you personally, or at all, yet. I just want the best games and gaming devices, so I

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I think you just made my point for me. You are comparing it to this generation of consoles, the PS3, and the 360, and rightly so. I am not arguing that it is not a beast, when you compare it to the PS3/360. I am more than confident that it could hold its own in this genereration, the thing is, it is more than a bit

"With Smart Match, you can do whatever you want while Xbox One finds your perfect match."

Prob the Wii U version... LOL... If there even is one... Do you assholes still claim the Wii U is Next Gen? Not for long, if it ever even was...

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Basically, I think what you are asking for is a FPS game, a First Person Sports game. As Aa fan of First Person games, I feel you. Personally, I always wanted ot play Mario in Fisrt Person, but not as a stupid ass mod, as a real licenced game from Nintendo. I hope they are reading my posts on Kotaku, maybe I can help

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Good Idea. I had it also, but I went a different route... Here`s hoping I place this week...

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I`d rather play those games in real life, with a naked woman, well, to be honest they might be happier if I used this device to level up my finger dexterity... LOL... Ok, I`ll quit...

"I'm half imagining a future in which Fish is almost a Salinger-esque figure, and fuzzy-cheeked idealists in the year 2030 go take pictures of his mailbox and ponder what could have been."

Been there, done that. Trust me brother, it will end one day. Then, like me, you will be free to sit at home playing games on your couch all day. No one will come try to brief you, then again, no one will care about you anymore either.

The Navy, and it`s sailors, are not lacking an abilty to read body language, they are lacking a good source of pussy at sea.

It`s a shame that humanity can`t figure out how to extract the suck from it`s greatness.

Do what I say, not what I do. You are not me, and you don`t want to be.

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What if I went up to you while you were reimagining the Mona Lisa and said "remixes are bad and you should feel bad."