To all the people arguing against getting tattoos, saying that they will look like shit when your flesh gets all saggy and old, I have this to say. Your naked flesh will look like shit too when it is all saggy and old, so why not look doper until then? Even when all our skin is saggy, flabby, sick and old, wouldn`t…
I think that is my point... This tutorial doesn`t show you how to make a game, it shows you how to make a little pile of poop.
Dammit Bobby!
A lot of open world games are shit, for one reason. Sure, they are open world, but they have no vehicles. I mean, most games have a means of transportation, like GTA had cars, bikes, boats and helicopters, Assassins Creed has horses, other games have their own methods, but only a few games have some really dope…
He had been playing Wii all night, while he was drinking though, so maybe he was in some sort of drunken "zone" like Red Dead`s "Dead Eye" slow motion.
Your mom`s a forensic pathologist...
Oh Shit! Are we really talking about rap on Kotaku! I think I have died and went gone to heaven! Two of my most beloved things, joined together at last.
FIRST! WHAT! I love it, and I love you guys... You`re great, smart, all that jazz. You feel like friends, although you don`t even know me.
What is up with Playstation Plus? I got a PS3, and my shit is hooked up to the PSN. I never really upgraded to PS Plus though, for several reasons. I don`t like demos. I just get the games I want when they come out. I can already play games online, like Battlefield 3, with just the free PSN account. I think this…
Bow Down Bitches! Well, maybe that is too harsh. How about this? Now is the appropriate time to bow. I am now open to receiving bows. The approved bowing window has opened. Stand straight up, ok, now bend at the waist. Ta Dao! By the way, how do you like my band? They come from America too though... Ah, who am I…
Or, you could put it this way. When I played Super Nintendo, I didn`t have to pay a cell phone bill, my mom didn`t have to pay a cell phone bill, no one did. They had all that cell phone money still in their pocket, which they could use to buy console games, or any other thing that tickled their fancy. Since the cell…
500K! Good Got Damn! The Justice System must be struggling to put food on it`s employee`s tables. Them kids is hungry. The question we really should be asking, is whether we even want these assholes reproducing, and raising another generation of assholes, who call this justice, and expect us to pay them for dispensing…
C4 the street, then just walk in and blast the guard, fuck the alarm, get the cash, blow the C4, and walk out through the smoke...
Well, up until now, a lot of time travel stories have been movies, and books.
That was funny... leave Jay alone. He gets a pass, as long as he is funny... LOL... Conan acted like he didn`t even understand Pacific Rim. Old retarded loser.
Man, you seem to be the one to talk to, about time travel. Imagine my game.
So at least one Japanese designer is realizing that games dont have to involve moving your character through one tiny cramped closed in section to the next. Pssst.... Pass it around Kojima Samma.
