That's better. There were too many words that had more than two syllables for OP to completely understand what you were saying.

Lol... Now tell us how you REALLY feel.

Their only World History class consisted only of the book of Genesis I'm thinking.

But seriously, this is a joke, right? Right?? Please, someone tell me this is all a joke by The Onion. No one is this stupid.

Satan has legal rights now? Thanks, Obama.

No. Bad, Chromecast, bad. You put that Hulu back in the garbage where you found it.

Meh... This would be an EPIC video if when he said that, it was being filmed in the Eagles locker room during halftime.

Wait. Isn't... isn't that illegal what those kiddies did by making threats to people like that? Jesus, a teenage boy gets thrown in the clink for making a comment on Facebook or whatever about shooting up a kindergarten and he didn't even mention a specific school... and he said it in jest unlike these tween Adderall…

"This guy is straightening deck chairs on the Titanic. And he's doing it on my dime."

Thank you because now I know about Moonbase Alpha. It is making my day go by much faster watching videos. Awesome.

"I couldn't even beat Glath fucking Joe," Tyson told TMZ.

Jewel does it for me. Absolutely gorgeous. Oh, and I hear she acts too.

This.

If he doesn't support money, he's in the wrong business. If he doesn't support weed, he's on the wrong planet.

"Why are you here?"

Ahh, so this explains the rising obesity in our country. We're getting fatter with the rest of the Universe. Makes so much sense now.

Well no wonder they were infected with typhoid fever! Running around half naked, God was sure to punish them all for such immoral behavior. Must be liberals...

Wha? A Fox network deceiving their viewers? That's a first.

No, this is Joy.

I like #1. They can do it how Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare did it with the towns after they were saved. After so long if you don't do anything in that town, they'll eventually become under attack again. Have it a bit more realistic so that it isn't after "x" amount of hours after liberating, it can be due to…