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I never in my life have thought of any one woman as a GILF... until today.

The Sun will collapse onto itself in a billion years? Thanks for nothing, Obama.

Sarcasm, right?

My thoughts exactly. I miss the days of card collecting. I used to be able to get 10 cards or so to a pack for a buck, now it's $5-7 for a pack of 4 or 5 cards. That is ridiculous.

Jesus is getting nervous because Mariano's total saves count is creeping up to his own. "Uhh, Mariano, you're getting awfully close to my saves total, you should probably cool it"

Isn't that one of the Laker Bros that pops in from the right?

It's sad that because of people like Bonds, McGwire, Palmeiro, and Sosa, I instantly assume he's juicing.

All smiles until he realized how awful the pitch was.

I can fap to this.

Is it me, or is he attempting to kill the mosquito that was plaguing him during his at-bat?

I'll answer your question with another, "Which one?"

I miss Maddox and his love for child drawings.

I didn't know Cunt Destroyer was in Little Rascals?

The video said I could poop on my Facebook friends... This has been a dream of mine for the past couple years.

She didn't even want to press charges, probably because she knew that she wasn't hurt other than scraped knees. I think the purpose of the article is to show how people blew it out of proportion. It's not like the young lady in the costume was hurt badly and was outraged by Simons actions. Mr. Cosentino was reminding…

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I met Robby at a Twins game and rode the elevator with him. I was looking for the pro shop at Target Field, and asked him and the lady who was working in the elevator. Robby had NO idea where the pro shop was, but the lady helped out with directions. After Robby got off the elevator the floor before ours, the elevator…

This article is equal part nostalgic and equal part mind-shattering depressing. It's a reminder of the childhood that my parents couldn't afford. :/ Kill me.