Everything has gone south, so feeling southern tonight.

They really seem to know their stuff. Even the 12" x 12" size is a sly nod to Derek Jeter's range at shortstop.

A copy of Uggla's contract.

Baseball's unwritten rules are ridiculous. Imagine if you showed up an hour early for work to YOUR job? You would be a hero! Instead, Uggla was suspended. He should file some kinda grievance or something.

Uggla was tardy to Wrigley after wandering in Chicago's subway system for hours looking for his connection. Everyone he asked just kept giggling and telling him he definitely needed to be on the K train.

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

What he didn't touch on that he should have is the greater threat to America's continued existence. If programs get cut, and college kids can't train in fencing, we'll never get that wall built and the illegals will take over.

Even if there are downstream effects on the Olympics, they won't be obvious until much later when NBC finally broadcasts them.

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.