They are my main echo farm. Get beside them and land the first hit. They stagger easily and you can kill them in one combo if you have enough stamina. Don't get behind them. They grasshopper kick you really hard.

Good on her (alleged) fiancée. I could not imagine how tedious it would be to be married to Nicky Minaj.

The gesture might be a little hollow since more and more transactions are done without paper money. It should have happened sooner.

Those fucking brain suckers. They always have one more point of health than I do stamina. I have been killed by so many of them when they were black bar. Can we talk about the deformed werewolves that spit out snakes when they die? While you are dodging frenzy spears?

“Ok, Mr Drake. Just calm down and point on the doll where the bad lady touched you.”

It's not rape, but it is assault. It's unwanted sexual contact.

For any dude who is willing to line up with 24 other dudes, you know exactly where his junk has been: any hole it can get into. I’m going to guess that safe sex and discretion are not words that ever described them.

I'm guessing that you can get the chance of hanging out all night with them by being a tall blonde woman.

I don't know for sure. I always forget which are stalactites and which are stalagmites.

I’m proud to be a medical student where my daughter was born. For a top rated MD program, their approach to OB was refreshingly human. They encouraged natural birth, pushed breast feeding super hard, and emphasized the value of skin to skin time with baby and both parents. They didn’t even take our daughter away from…

I didn't know how to do gestures until about a quarter of the way into the game. Early on, I rang my bell and a cooperator arrived. He gave a gesture and I ran into the boss area. Because I didn't return a gesture, he stayed outside the nightmare fog and watched me die.

"As long as there have been white people and brown people and black people on America, whites have slaughtered minorities."

The whole thing with race based affirmative action is that you just get rich African Americans whose parents are professionals, or Nigerans, who come from even greater wealth AND come from the upper tier of severe income inequality. Niether of those two groups suffers from a lack of privilege

I'll ring the bell after about 5 tries of soloing a boss.

I was already on edge from snake fatigue when I came across them. It was the most WTF moment I've had in gaming for awhile. It breaks the whole tone of everything, but in a cool, lovecraftian way.

As a robot, I am deeply offended, and will not rest until I've extracted an equal measure of misery from those around me.

The bakery missed an opportunity to dutifully take the order, then when the pastor opens the box, he just sees, "The cake is a lie," scrawled across it.

Young babies don’t have the glycogen stores and ability to metabolize fat enough to make it 12 hours without a feeding. Also, some babies may have rare, but subtle metabolic errors. There is a theory that some cases of SIDS are simply hypoglycemia from parents trying to let a baby “cry it out” (autopsies can't get…

Nope. Dude is a piece of trash. He is indefensible, as are your views on men, apparently.

I died like that too. Just went back and got my echoes and activated the lamp. I'll take that as a win.