It’s all about the shortcuts. Finding and opening gates and doors is how you progress in the game. It is also much better to master three things early on to make the rest of the game easier:

The biggest problem with Kim is that she is so chock full of plastic and preservatives, that she will keep on doing stuff for decades after she is dead. We will never be free from her in our lifetime (maybe even our children's lifetime).

By the rules of feminism, isn't Kevin James' torso the only one that you're legally allowed to enjoy?

I bought it on PS4 when it came out, but I didn't start playing it until today when destiny burnout finally kicked in. I beat GTA V on my PS3, and I was wondering today "why did I buy a next gen version? I remember this being a beautiful game."

I'm sorry that you went through all the trouble to write that, Tracy, because I don't buy a word of it.

I fail to see how glorifying women who debase and objectify themselves for a bunch of shitty dudebros is a cultural accomplishment. I was in high school back then, and good lord, did that give me some shitty attitudes about women that it took years of adulthood to undo.

I hate Sean Penn because he gets a pass for being a monstrous, emotionally unhinged woman beater. There is not a shred of similarity between us there.

She's not even fat for Christ' sakes.

That sounds like some fuzzy yeezy math. I think he took his average 2.88 minute session and calculated that if he could go back to back with no refractory period that it would come out to 500. Sadly, the truth of the theory is one 2.88 minute dissapointment and that's it for the day.

I can't see any reason that they would. It's just cute and old fashioned in all the right ways.

Your keep misspelling 'jerk pillow'.

I heard that too. Gotta follow the dollars, right?

Design choices are so limited in destiny because Bungie put too much emphasis on the crucible, and in doing so limited the complexity of character builds to "balance" everything and make gameplay more accessible to the COD crowd. That's the REAL shame of destiny.

Saying that there is no infrastructure is saying that a woman's sexuality is dependent upon her partner and not her own. I think it's better to have a society where women can be sensual and feminine without other people thinking that it's about or for them.

I like the idea of the awoken being more mysterious and primal. I think its okay that the awoken women can move in a sexy manner because in her dance, she owns it. Sexuality is part of our experience and it can be portrayed in an empowering way. Let's not all turn into pearl clutching southern baptists.

Falls in the elderly are no laughing matter.

thank you! So sweet!

Cancer. We were engaged and planing the wedding when I was diagnosed. The chemo was going to make me infertile, so we just tried for a kid and hit the courthouse the Friday after the pregnancy test. I did my treatment while my wife was pregnant and on my last day of treatment, our daughter was born. She turns two on…

It's timely that Jezebel did a piece about Jnco jeans on Saturday, because hating on white people for everything is the new Jnco. It's a trend that everyone is getting wrapped up in and going gangbusters for that they'll probably be embarrassed about when they grow up.

No, if it was a man, his mug shot would be blasted all over the country and he would have to register as a sex offender, effectively denying him most jobs.