You just made my day. Thank you.

What do they teach in journalism school anyways? Whenever I watch the news, I get the impression that most journalists are profoundly ignorant about history, science, geography, and pretty much any non-pop culture subject that they talk about. That's men and women.

Did you write your applications in caps lock?

Because their periods attract bears. We don't want bears in the newsroom.

For the longest time, I thought that lady gaga was just Marilyn Manson playing a new character, kinda like when Garth Brooks did that thing an eternity ago with the douchey soul patch.

She is amazing! She actually took the time to take a picture with the baby during a break from her team of nannies after a team of stylists put them together for the photo shoot before putting baby back with the team of nannies to go meet with her team of writers and choreographers so that they could tell her team of…

You know what guys? I think that she is really into me. It looks like she is going to show me her pussy! Today must be my lucky day!

It was crota hard mode that did it for me. The unforgiving nature coupled with the glitches and heavy ammo drain made it less fun. I just decided to not log in on Xur day last week when he didn't sell heavy synth and was okay with not playing. No rage, just lost the spell.

My oldest daughter is going to reach dating age soon, and I'm already starting to tell her that "guy friends" are wolves in sheep's clothing. Better to stick to guys that are at least honest about their intentions.

I bets Kim is trying to convince herself that she is living a good "wife life", while she swallows down all the hurt and embarrassment about how unashamedly in love her husband is with another woman.

Kanye is like the old, racist uncle that makes family gatherings uncomfortable for everyone.

Things that need to be added to basic childhood education:

My running joke is that in any raid on any phase, I will randomly ask, "Is this when we shoot at the Templar?"

If they can pull of these changes, then they may keep me around. I really loved Destiny when it came out. I mean, VoG was an amazing video game experience and the visuals and gameplay were superb throughout.

I have a Gally, and I would be happy if Xur sells it. Number one, I love the schadenfreude of watching all the meltdowns. Number two, I just want my buddies who have played since beta and missed out all this time to have it.

I got it from a nightfall in October. It was never super necessary until Crota. I honestly feel like having Gjallarhorn and no hunger of crota left me stuck without using the exotics I would rather use. I guess the only good thing is that I never have problems using LFG.

Women with clashing egos is about as rare as gravity. Maybe you were just referring to the movie business. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one.

Lol. I love the thick irony of a woman hating women who probably hate women, then blaming men. If all your reasoning is circular, then you will have all the angles covered. You made my day.

He has a symmetrical face, a physically fit body and a good hairline. Stop objectifying men acccording to traditional beauty standards and learn to love "real men".

there's an old saying: at the bottom of every stack of papers is a gun. At some point, every law requires a police officer taking you under threat of force. Considering how much love the Gawker set has of police officers lately, it seems ironic how much they love the idea of a police state enforcing their ideology.