Yeah, I know. FSU fan/grad here. Badly written. Should have been, "Remember the other Gatorade rival, Seminole Fluid?" These thing always come clear 30 seconds too late.

Or, its chemical name....

Stop with the hard sell on little league already—Mo'Ne Davis, Jackie Robinson West, "your son's game is tonight at the city park and his coach is finally going to let him pitch".

Did it ever occur to her that farting and putting your dick on a girl's leg = get the fuck out of my house

Upton, BJ?

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Guy like!

Vic: "Well Kenny, it appears the Malcontents have the advantage over Animal Waste Management!"

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Hey, that beats Drake blowing in my radio.

You think you feel old? Evander Holyfield had already won the heavyweight title twice and retired for the first time before Jeter made his major league debut. And he just retired for good last month.

Italians, and especially those who love baseball, are known for communicating with their hands. Even back in the day, Joe DiMaggio's were famous for saying "I don't like women"

I also can't wait until my favorite baseball organization stops fielding a team with poor hitters and poor pitching.

Mets fan? Mets fan.

What a hoot! Though everyone was a little disappointed at Bob for forgetting the slightly open catcher's mitt drawing in the car.

2014 winner of the Willis McGahee Award, presented annually to the first-round draft pick with the most suspicious joint.

One time at a Milwaukee Brewers game, I saw a guy in a Detroit Lions jersey with "Go Packers" across the back. My head almost exploded.

It could be far worse, honestly— imagine the millions of people every year who suffer by comparison to Magic Johnson.

Yeah, but only for a few innings, then it becomes hittable.