It’s a shame George O’Leary isn’t at UCF anymore. No one appreciated made up accolades like him.

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

Just for clarification, Bernard Tomic is Australian and “I’ll put my balls in your mouth” is Aussie slang for “I’ll put my testicles in your mouth.”

Get a whole desperate phone just for that Twitter account. Put it in a special case with an eagle on it. Refer to it as the Justice Phone.

Its pronounced “Dumah”.

Agree Joe Buck has ZERO interest in golf and is terrible along with the rest of the Fox crew but the two things Fox did well were:

Adjusted for deflation?

So sad what happened to those kids.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

But when we went through them they were just regular bobble heads.

RIVERS: Fuck you, glove!! Get out of here!!

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Velcro is a brand name, right?

So Larry crash lands on snow and gets a nice Instagram moment...the same thing happens to Josh Hamilton and he gets judged and possibly suspended.

"So that's the way it is in their family."