yep, this is just collateral mustache-twirling

you mean “Xbox Aegis X-Stream Re:Servisu α”

like a lot of people re: marriage

The story so far: In the beginning the Internet was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

or the panting, or the need for glasses, or the ridiculously-fast-drying concrete,which by the way to quote Flexo “thanks buddy, another year in there and I would have been a goner”

now i need to watch this movie with the knowledge that there are some force fields scattered around

“There’s something so human about taking something and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.”

Not to be confused with Chad Collarpopped the 3rd, also a classmate.

venn diagram of “jittery” and “Boom na da mmm dum na ema

you have to have something to hide so they can blackmail you

you have to have something to hide so they can blackmail you

Suspect: I told you it was wagging it’s tail the last time I saw it...

you can’t mindfuck with people’s controllers at the movies

take photos of the insides of boxes with the number visible

ouch!...and hear hear!

pffft... sandwich-hotdog truther

Stop amplifying this hotdog truthers’s voices...

At least now you know why you’re lonely

probably as in “La Roma” neighborhood in Mexico city