*tears of joy emoji

just throw some decorative lego bricks on the floor and then you can compromise

“Projecting in film is not nostalgia”

ohh this is quality kinja

*gets the cold shoulder,

yarrr

I thought it was about the less exiting arrangement of threesomes.

7. The “Cesar the dog whisperer”: Give your back until the other person shuts up

2 Dank 2 Ganez

there’s a idom in spanish that goes something along the lines of “there’s nothing more dangerous than an idiot with initiative”, I don’t know the guy but that kind of bravado reminds me of Zapp Branigan

but on par with trusting Little Finger

mmm battery acid flavored

ooofff, the naiveté of our past selves

Some ancient civilizations had a pretty strong squirrel syndrome, it is known.  

Probably kill the wife

or let’s start blessing farts too

Ready Mary Sue

we also invented God so it evens out