“Masturbation Warrior”?

Handjob? This fist will be used for only one thing, GREAT JUSTICE.

The more interesting question is “How does your driverless car decide who to kill when all outcomes lead to an equal loss of life?”

:(

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

I think it would be safe to say that all of these are considered untasteful in lots of places. It’s like socks and sandals.

It is not what you wear, it is how you were it:

I think the end of your post really hits on it, but I’ll take the opposite view. These people are spending a lot of money on X6’s, and they have to live with them for at least a couple years, or however long their lease is (because no one buys X6’s). One reason cars are IMO good indicators of a person’s values is that…

E46 330ci, here.

I use them religiously.

Do you use your indicators? That is the real key to being a full-BMW person: NEVER using your indicators.

No, No. TOYOTA owners. They are THE WORST. EVER. CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

BMW people... (This from an E46 M3 driver) Things BMW people do:

You’re a better man than I.

I have no choice. A very close friend’s first born recently bought a rather clapped out Prius for $5k that he Uber’s. I’ve known the guy since he was 3 (he’ll be 38 this year) and won’t let something as petty as my seething Prius hatred get in the way.

Well played, sir.

all Subaru owners and old Honda owners and American muscle owners are douches. except the ones I personally know, they're cool.

The car ought to have a sort of "self-preservation" policy, where protecting the people in the car is Job One. I'm honestly shocked that there is another option under consideration.