In an alternate timeline, Epic never created Fortnite and instead focused development on Paragon, Bulletstorm 2 and Unreal Tournament 4. These games were all moderately successful. However, the lack of crazy Fortnite revenue meant that Epic couldn’t afford to spend millions on exclusivity deals for EGS, resulting in a…

I enjoyed The Origami King for what it tried to do, even if it not the best.

The stickers are pretty fun. Also sort of obnoxious but in a good way?

My only gripe with this game so far is that the shop unlocks are all pretty bland. No new minigames, boards, or characters. Makes it feel a bit barebones, sorta like buying a fighting game without a story mode.

That said, the boards are all good,…

I tried to buy one, as for a hundred bucks it’d be fun to have sitting next to the consoles. With the DC plug, I could also use it in my truck while car camping. I’m not in it for the memes, I just got a laugh out of it but could legitimately justify it if forced to.

I wouldn't say that. Mostly because Vice City Stories was easily the worst entry in the series, despite being the only one to feature an entire Phil Collins performance. 

*deep breath*

There’s little chance but I’d also love, love, love to see Conker the Squirrel. 

Yes this is definitely not the fault of the guy who decided to drive drunk with his children in the car and then take off from a traffic stop. Had the police not tried to stop him, and he had killed his kids (and maybe other people) in a DUI crash, the police would be blamed for not stopping him.

I actually played some UT2004 last night.  Still a good time

Never lets me down.  

God damn, the fomo is real.

Step 4: Get Smooth JA to be your friend 

They should just cancel it, save money and effort, make Resident Evil Outbreak remaster instead, see now that would be the perfect multiplayer game that even a diehard SP only fan like me would love. 

Eh, you can always just lower the difficulty or accept the reduced damage option when it appears. The game is pretty flexible and doesn’t at all penalize you for not playing it on the “continually slamming your penis in the door of a luxury sedan” difficulty setting. Don’t listen to the gatekeeping assholes of the…

If you are experiencing ... depression, the most important thing to know is that help is available, and that it can get better.

I mean yeah it’s really cool that woman who is also black got the record. But you actually didn’t need to put that she was black or a women in the title. You made this about race (and gender) and got called out on it. That’s not being racist.

For context:

I can’t imagine any dog getting sick from a hotdog. Maybe a small “punting dog” would, but I’ve seen many dogs consume many hotdogs, and it was never an issue.

Law enforcement continues to shit their pants any time someone does something even vaguely threatening.

nothing about a kid with an antifreeze jug should make any rational person jumpy. That officer is unfit for society