People don't realize that Big Trouble in Little China is pretty much a regular day in Chinatown. I mean, half that shit happens on Fulton street every few hours.

Anyone know if these line up in such a way that they might explain acupuncture? I ask only because I've read that the body maps they use don't really correspond to anything internally in the body.

At least the story has a happy ending.

Yeah ah, actually, a whole bunch of us don't mind this and actually think it's pretty funny. Admittedly the example you've got here would have had my eyes rolling too, but I've never witnessed any of them getting that bad. In my experience the flight attendants are generally the only good part of a really shitty…

Why not just hire someone who understands how to deal with reporters? I appreciate your defense of him here, but there are practical ramifications to these outbursts that cast NASA in a bad light, which ultimately costs them money. It's not something he should lose his job over, but he should be removed from any…

A lot modern Christians accept it as analogy, but they are technically incorrect, it was most certainly meant to be taken literally by the people who initially wrote and distributed it. I don't think the idea of it being symbolic was widely discussed before the Enlightenment.

"...but I research the company (what's the track record for reliability- in terms of Apple, it really isn't there, they just have a great warranty program to distract away from this fact)"

I like the sound of this, I also think they could play up the fact that in the comics, Batman's detective skills are 2nd only to Sherlock Holmes himself. Love love love Nolan's Batman, but there's way more backstory that can be used to flesh out the character here, JGL will do fine I think.

Why not just pin your apps on the Taskbar?

"Man, a Paul Verhoeven - he of RoboCop and Total Recall fame - Half-Life movie...what a thing that would be."

Plenty of folks have said that, and while the movies are great, they are in no way "faithful adaptations".

You dicks! Couldn't you have just waited to say anything until it was confirmed?!

...and that my friends, is the last word that ever need be said on the subject, well put!

Wow, I would not want to face jury with those charges aimed at me. If they catch this person/people they are well and truly fucked for the rest of their lives.

Wow, from lashing sharpened rocks to sticks to the modern bayonet, artillery is probably a distant second for most-kills-by-weapon-type.

"The worst words you can call a man are the ones that question his masculinity, or, worse, imply that he's feminine."

Dear Jasondesante, Do you know what the over/under is on whether or not Sony can release a PS4 before they go bankrupt?

I didn't hear anything funny, just an incredibly sad exchange between a mother and her piece-of-shit son. You can't suddenly start parenting when your kids 17 (no idea if this is the case), but by the time your 17, you should be able to figure out on your own that sitting around all day taking advantage of someones…

Where do you get that she's expecting him to support her?