Define how it sold extremely well?

Given Jalopnik editors track record for putting cars into walls, they definitely need all they can get.

That attitude comes and goes at Ford like the tide. Just wait another ten years.

Listen, they are PRINTING OUT A CAPTCHA. I doubt they could do that much. Everybody knows how to make a fillable PDF.

“We used to get the Fiesta ST and now we do not, because of sales and SUVs or some dumb bullshit like that.”

Because everyone who wanted one and said they would buy one bought it used, or bought something else, so Ford said F it and killed all their cars except the brostang and a half-baked Focus XV Crosstrek. FTFY  

Pretty much. And how many Jalopnik editors bought the last Fiesta ST? Zero? One?

Can’t get mad that we don’t get this car. We complained that we don’t get some thing and Ford said, you’re right. Then they started to sell us these gems.....and we didn’t buy it. Now we don’t get it. Before we yell at Ford I want you, all of you to take a look in the mirror and blame the person looking back at you…

This is fantastic, as it demonstrates that PFT is a much better and funnier writer than anyone at Deadspin (well, maybe Drew. maybe)

It’s silly to write this without mentioning that he has contributed for Deadspin, both in and out of character.

Y’all know you’re Deadspin, right?

Haters gonna hate.

Brave? LOL

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

I’ve been reading more of Barstool lately.

It’s all hard packed dirt next to the freeway here in Northern california. There is one stretch of road on 101 going through Sand City on the way to Monterey, which has loose beach sand next to the freeway. But that is really the only place around here that has that. Everywhere else is hard packed dirt.

Former manual driver. I’m starting to get tired of getting stuck behind guys “driving” manuals.

This test would be relevant to a buyer in say, Saudi Arabia. In the US we simply don’t have that kind of loose beach sand next to the freeways.

Kind of a Bullshit test on the part of Elon & Company.

You don’t really believe we are only a few years away from electric killing anyone’s desire for gas do you?

I’m gonna say twenty years and even then it will be the most clapped-out, seven-owner car you’ve ever seen.