The biker got up for a moment and was moving around. Traffic appears to have stopped. No mortal danger. I would have looked at my car first too, even if it was just to take a breath before going to yell at the rashed idiot. I rode for a few years and always was able to remember that I would lose in any accident. I…

To be fair, he was behind an F-Type.

'Cause it's broken and being repaired?

The game used voxels, which, while not particularly attractive, allowed them to give the game a very unique aesthetic (kindof looked like a Monet). Also, the art direction and character creation was fantastic. It really felt like you had jumped into a mysterious world, sort of like a combination of Indiana Jones and…

That's definitely the man you want to listen to on fitness-related matters. Especially those related to muscle-mass and strength.

Yep, definitely 99-00 Protege. I drive one (sad trombone) and immediately thought "Hey, that's my car."

Yep, it's like how veterinarians started to refer to pet owners as "Kitty's mom" or "Puppy's dad" in order to put a stronger connection between pet and owner. I remember the first time I was picking my cat up from the vet and the secretary asked "Are you Sam's (my cat) dad?" I immediately thought "No, he's my cat."…

That's was gorgeous. On a related note: I have to say "Remember, no Russian" every time I'm about to get off an elevator.

Why can't you be on my 360 controller?

So, if someone rear-ends me, I'm allowed to jump out of my car and put them in a choke-hold? Does this make it easier to exchange insurance information?

Your life is sad and you will die alone.

i don't use the shift keys, ever.

"There's a gremlin on the side of your Mini!" Camry guy was probably just trying to warn her.

Apparently the Predator finally settled down and had a family. I'm not sure who else would buy this.

So... you're saying she died?

You'd seem less insecure if you stopped giving everyone your life's resume.

Yeah, every parent on the planet just said "Do want." Hell, I'd want one in every car if it didn't add weight.

It's a C- essay.

The CD changer is between the radiator and wiper fluid reserve.