You get an "A" in missing the point.

Yeah, I know, right? It's like people think a static chart could possibly display value changes over time using x-y coordinates.

Thank you for reminding me that Sniff Petrol exists. I have to go now.

I don't think there's any way that the sentence can hold up on appeal (if it does, then the American judicial system is beyond hope.) It's excessive, and obviously so. I understand that there needs to be increased sentences for habitual criminals, but this is excessive. I get that he clearly hasn't learned his lesson,…

He just missed discovering his sleep number?

I spend my weekends with a grease pencil going around mall parking lots and crossing the wife or one of the kids out of the family.

Yes.

I see an angry dog in the front. The main grill is the big black nose, lower part is the mouth turned up at the sides, and the headlights are obviously the eyes. It wants to bark at me.

"Shaped like a jew's (sic) nose?"

Not unless the guy meant the nation of Blackistan.

That's happening this weekend? Shit, I forgot all about it.

If it was an important meeting, he would have parked in the lobby and thrown the receptionist a fiver to keep an eye on it.

There are a few places in Toronto that are pretty awful and could be uglied-up with camera work and lighting. What they should really do is go film in the industrial part of Hamilton. That's where Robocop should be doing his thing.

Orgasmically? What have you been dating?

I can't take you seriously after that comment.

Yeah, you could see him spinning, then they cut away, and my stomach dropped a bunch.

All of the above. Plus give people something really cool.

Back in the day I did this to patch a large hole in the exhaust on my old Civic. I used a tomato paste can and split it vertically down the centre (it was a long hole) then I attached it with JB Weld and then put more on the outside. Then I wrapped it in muffler tape and put hose clamps all over it. The repair lasted…

They're really cramped inside. There's a bit too much of a "concept car" vibe to them, as if they forgot that people actually need to live with them. Some cars can get away with this (Camaro), but a wagon? No.