The best way is to stop putting anything other than oil and gas into it. Ignore all warning lights and/or problem signs and just drive it 'til it dies. The car will basically become free transportation, and you get the joy of playing the "when will it die" game. It's also great because you stop caring about what…

Still glad she's ok, just keep the helmet on.

What they did IS the legal definition of murder in the second degree.

Victor has a very "punchable" face.

It's not an apology until they change the brand's name to "Blackura."

What's the opposite of a COTD?

Serious note: I wonder if it's because I've always driven small cars that I notice big savings? I've never had a car that needed more than 3 litres of oil, so any time a place offers an oil change "$30 All makes, All models" it's automatically a bad deal for me as I would be subsidizing the SUVs. Same goes with a…

He probably wouldn't show up too well on film.

?

I was waiting for the part where they said how the car had a Evo engine shoehorned into it somehow. That didn't come. Then I realized it was just some asshole who thinks that Dodge Colts appreciate.

I don't think that's actually true. Good job bringing up Nazis, though.

They tried to find one, but it was him.

I'd prefer that my car rental companies not remind me that people have screwed in the Sebring I was just forced to rent.

Come on guys. Let's not beat this to death

Yeah, "If I hit someone it was karma. If I die, it's karma. Now hold my naan and watch this."

Here's one for me: when it's the one car on the lot that doesn't have a warranty. When I was looking for used cars in the 3-5K range, I stumbled upon a good looking Civic for about the same price as a Cavalier of the same year. The body had no rust (miracle), the interior was clean, and the mileage wasn't too bad. It…

That's just not American, boogie.

That's really gross... you've smelled used tampons?

I don't think I'll ever own an SUV, but if I do, I'm really going to consider a Vitara. Seriously, he went all "James Garner in Tank" on that place and barely seemed to slow down.

Yeah, the BANG! is fun, but not when you don't know what the hell it is. When I got my bike I ended up doing that by accident. On the first day I owned it. I thought I blew the engine at first.