No no no, remember they’re only concerned with illegal immigration. I know because they say that every time someone brings up immigration to them.

I definitely don’t think this is happening any time soon unless Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft are going to start laying a shitload of fiber across the US and any other countries with unreliable internet services. Not to mention with NN being rolled back I’m sure major ISPs are just waiting to spring a “Gamer’s Choice”…

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

Sounds like he’s a pretty terrible professional ethics arbiter, and he certainly should have allowed the investigation of Kevin Johnson to continue.

That being said, give me a break - at no point was Kevin Johnson a “rising Democratic star”. He was a random irrelevant mayor nobody at all had pegged for higher office.…

“I agree politically with everything Hari Kondabolu says up to the point where it inconveniences me in any way.” -Matt Groening

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

It matters to me. I see what happened with the Pink Ribbon and women’s empowerment movements when businesses turn that into cause marketing for profit. (I’m way too cynical to believe that a corporation does something philanthropic for fuzzy feelings.) Nearly every Dove campaign marketed towards women is all about…

So let me try to understand the logic here. Company announces thing. Consumer feedback suggests thing is highly in demand. Company cancels thing.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.

Tying to graduation is one of those things that sounds good and lets the Penn State and Notre Dame types rah rah the only completion percentages they can cheer...but it fails utterly in practice.

Seems like a lot of effort to go through to get arrested.

So that’s what it looks like when a dog rolls its eyes...

You know what they should look into - veterans’ benefits and pricing. Everywhere I go its, 10%, 15% off products and services for veterans. Heck, the injured ones even get a break on their property taxes! Some businesses flat out promote this imbalanced fee system right out in public. I for one am pretty sick and…

Would love it if you got this mad about the assault allegations against Jeffrey Tambor mentioned in the same sentence you quoted!!!!

Lock this abomination up already. jfc

Hibiki Harmony is not in jeopardy of being discontinued. But hey, maybe I’m wrong and you saw a bottle of Hibiki 17yo and have +/- 600$ to drop on that.

Nevermind, it was just the Hibiki Harmony...*cries in corner.