Yes, I’m sorry, I looked at the phone in a haze, muttered, “What in the hell?” and went back to sleep. I should probably edit to make that clearer.

You know, I try to excise most memories of AS1 from my brain, good catch. Also, wasn’t that some kind of sketch show thing?

As someone who never got into twitch and streaming and have no clue who all these people are, this whole situation, and the clip at the end in particular, just feels like grown ass men behaving like schoolkids.

*first responder voice* it’s bad... blood all over the place

If Taylor Swift falls below 50 mph, the bomb implanted in her will go off.

Just wait till some team signs Brandon Weeden as their new safety!

These guys from Houston sure know how to spin a story, which only serves to confirm what Trevor Bauer has been saying all along.

Way to miss the point entirely, but cool.

I wouldn’t know. I don’t own it. I’m waiting for it to go 19.99. A normal price.

A “normal price”, huh? How did you determine what’s “normal”, exactly? Do you realize that games have been $60 since the N64 era without ever seeing a significant price increase? Do you have any clue what it actually requires to make a video game the size and quality of God of War?

If I steal something, does that mean “free” is a normal price for that thing?

Hahahaha, uh, what? What the fuck is this comment?

If you can’t afford $60 and have to wait for a price drop, that’s perfectly fine, but $20 is NOT a normal price for a big budget title that took 5 years to make.

Then maybe don’t whine and say it’s only worth $20

Dear right-wingers. You are not a “centrist”, you are a right-winger. Stop pretending that political hacks who take corporate money can win as Democrats. The republicans do it much better, have more donors and will win nearly every time.

I thought at first I’d accidentally wandered onto Onion territory when I saw the headline. Or Comcast had actually cut into my newsfeed to tell me how much they love having a monopoly in my not-Silicon-Valley blue collar CA town.

Are you guys still talking about this? Give it a rest, it’s been literally minutes.

I think you mean Marchman

i had a good run here at kotaku until i was forced to quit over this story