I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

I don't think I'd want a constant erection. I don't think I'd be able to appreciate it the way I appreciate my erections now. Because honestly, if I don't care about my stupid boner, who else will care about my stupid boner?

I feel it's a little unfair to say how much Playstation Plus membership is up. Isn't it required for MP games now?

We don't think asking our fans to pay an additional $5 a month for this EA-specific program represents good value to the PlayStation gamer.

Errr... how about letting your customers decide for themselves if they want to pay or not? Not defending the EA program necessarily, who knows if it will be good value or not. But this reeks of BS to me. Does Sony really think their customers are so stupid that they can't decide if they want to pay or not? And even if…

Is this a Key and Peele sketch?

The city's apparently the new Los Angeles in terms of stadium negotiations.

It's even more impressive when you consider that before April 15, 1947, the league only had three K's, and they were all in a row.

But they did include military realities like drones, vertical wall climbing, directed energy weapons, hover tanks, hover bikes, "smart grenades," and heavily armored soldiers who guard checkpoints.

However many there are, there are exactly that number too many. Unless we are also naming children "Princess", "Duchess", or "Baroness" now.

that link is just redirecting to the origin main page.

Gamers are so whiny. Yes, it's in the developers' best interest to keep you happy and satisfied; and it's awesome when they do.

This is much better then the new ESPN show where Stephen A. Smith's son discusses which girls "were totally asking for cooties" on the playground.

The word "stable" doesn't belong anywhere near the people in this story.

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

And my last star before the weekend goes to....Enzan.Well done.

I don't even have ESPN as part of my cable package anymore. I used Univision for my World Cup watching.

Remember in the 30 for 30 article a couple of days ago how I said that for all the shit we rightfully give ESPN, they deserve great recognition for the series?

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

Now, I'm not blaming Stephen A. Smith for the new fist-shaped crack in my monitor, but I am saying that we have to learn as much as we can with regard to his involvement in the elements of provocation that led to this crack.